Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday December 8, 2020

There was a young fellow named Bliss Whose sex life...
There was a young fellow named Bliss Whose sex life was strangely amiss, For even with Venus His recalcitrant penis Would never do better than t h i s ...

(1) Avoid fried meats which angry up the blood. (2) If your...
(1) Avoid fried meats which angry up the blood. (2) If your stomach antagonizes you, pacify it with cool thoughts. (3) Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gently as you move. (4) Go very lightly on the vices, such as carrying on in society, as ...

A clash of doctrine is not a disaster -- it is an opportunity.
A clash of doctrine is not a disaster -- it is an opportunity.

A fake fortuneteller can be tolerated. But an authentic...
A fake fortuneteller can be tolerated. But an authentic soothsayer should be shot on sight. Cassandra did not get half the kicking around she deserved. -- R.A. Heinlein

A master was asked the question, "What is the Way?"...
A master was asked the question, "What is the Way?" by a curious monk. "It is right before your eyes," said the master. "Why do I not see it for myself?" "Because you are thinking...