Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday December 15, 2020

There was an old Scot named McTavish Who attempted...
There was an old Scot named McTavish Who attempted an anthropoid ravish. The object of rape Was the wrong sex of ape, And the anthropoid ravished McTavish.

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When you and I are far apart Can sorrow break your tender...
When you and I are far apart Can sorrow break your tender heart? I love you darling, yes I do; Sleep is so sweet when I dream of you; All you are is a blossoming rose. Night is here so I must close. With care read the first word of each line. You will...