Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday December 14, 2020

A doctor calls his patient to give him the results of...
A doctor calls his patient to give him the results of his tests. "I have some bad news," says the doctor, "and some worse news." The bad news is that you only have six weeks to live." "Oh, no," says...

Another Armenia, Belgium ... the weak innocents who always seem...
Another Armenia, Belgium ... the weak innocents who always seem to be located on a natural invasion route. -- Kirk, "Errand of Mercy", stardate 3198.4