Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday April 27, 2020

A maiden who wrote of big cities Some songs full of love,...
A maiden who wrote of big cities Some songs full of love, fun and pities, Sold her stuff at the shop Of a musical wop Who played with her soft little titties.

There was a young man from Kent Whose tool was so long that...
There was a young man from Kent Whose tool was so long that it bent. To save himself trouble He put it in double And instead of coming, he went.

You will pass away very quickly.
You will pass away very quickly.