Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday April 16, 2020

There once was a fellow named Brewster Who said to his wife,...
There once was a fellow named Brewster Who said to his wife, as he goosed her, "It used to be grand But look at my hand You're not wiping as clean as ya uster."

Computer science: (1) A study akin to numerology...
Computer science: (1) A study akin to numerology and astrology, but lacking the precision of the former and the success of the latter. (2) The protracted value analysis of algorithms. (3) The costly enumeration of...

Steele's Law: There exist tasks which cannot be done...
Steele's Law: There exist tasks which cannot be done by more than ten men or fewer than one hundred.

Steele's Plagiarism of Somebody's Philosophy: Everybody...
Steele's Plagiarism of Somebody's Philosophy: Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.

Stone's Law: One man's "simple" is another...
Stone's Law: One man's "simple" is another man's "huh?"

Q: Why did the lone ranger kill Tonto? A: He found...
Q: Why did the lone ranger kill Tonto? A: He found out what "kimosabe" really means.