Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday April 28, 2020

There was a young lady from Wheeling Who had a peculiar...
There was a young lady from Wheeling Who had a peculiar feeling. She laid on her back And tickled her crack And pissed all over the ceiling.

There was a young man of Seattle Who bested a bull in...
There was a young man of Seattle Who bested a bull in a battle. With fire and gumption He assumed the bull's function, And deflowered a whole herd of cattle.

Last night I met upon the stair A little man who wasn't...
Last night I met upon the stair A little man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today. Gee how I wish he'd go away!