Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday May 5, 2020
Hug me now, you mad, impetuous fool!!
Oh wait...
I'm...Hug me now, you mad, impetuous fool!!
Oh wait...
I'm a computer, and you're a person. It would never work out.
Never mind. There once was a young man named Clyde
Who fell in an outhouse,...There once was a young man named Clyde
Who fell in an outhouse, and died.
He had a twin brother
Who fell in another
And now they're interred side by side. There was a young fellow of Mayence
Who fucked his own arse...There was a young fellow of Mayence
Who fucked his own arse in defiance
Not only of custom
And morals, dad-bust him,
But of most of the known laws of science. There was a young fellow of Strensall
Whose prick was as sharp...There was a young fellow of Strensall
Whose prick was as sharp as a pencil.
On the night of his wedding
It went through the bedding,
And shattered the chamber utensil.
Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday May 5, 2020
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