Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Saturday May 2, 2020

There once was a man named McSweeny Who spilled lots of gin...
There once was a man named McSweeny Who spilled lots of gin on his weeney So just to be couth He added vermouth And slipped his best girl a martini.

There once was a young man named Lancelot Whom the townsfolk...
There once was a young man named Lancelot Whom the townsfolk would look at askance a lot For when he should pass A desirable lass The front of his pants would advance a lot.

The mome rath isn't born that could outgrabe me...
The mome rath isn't born that could outgrabe me. -- Nicol Williamson

You will not be elected to public office this year.
You will not be elected to public office this year.