Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Saturday May 16, 2020

While his duchess lay practically dead, The Duke...
While his duchess lay practically dead, The Duke of Daguerrodargue said: "Can it be this is all? How puny! How small! Have destroyed this disgrace to my bed." -- Edward Gorey

You will engage in a profitable business activity.
You will engage in a profitable business activity.

When you fuck little Annie in Anza You get a great bossom...
When you fuck little Annie in Anza You get a great bossom bonanza: Sucking Annie's soft tits Makes her throw fifty fits, And the fuck is a sextravaganza!

Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals.
Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals.