Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday May 25, 2020

A certain young sheik of Algiers Said to his harem, "My...
A certain young sheik of Algiers Said to his harem, "My dears, Though you may think it odd of me, I'm tired of just sodomy Let's try straight fucking." (loud cheers!)

There was a young girl of Batonger who diddled herself with...
There was a young girl of Batonger who diddled herself with a conger, When asked how it feels To be pleasured by eels She said, "Just like a man, only longer.

The luck that is ordained for you will be coveted by others.
The luck that is ordained for you will be coveted by others.

Q: Why do WASPs play golf ? A: So they can dress like...
Q: Why do WASPs play golf ? A: So they can dress like pimps.