Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Friday June 26, 2020

There once was a miner named Dave, Who kept a dead whore in...
There once was a miner named Dave, Who kept a dead whore in his cave. She was ugly as shit, And missing one tit, But think of the money he saves.

There was a young man from Bear Ridge Who had strange ideas...
There was a young man from Bear Ridge Who had strange ideas about marriage. He fucked his wife's mother And sucked off her brother And ate up her sister's miscarriage.

To his bride said the keen-eyed detective, "Can it be that...
To his bride said the keen-eyed detective, "Can it be that my eyesight's defective? Has the east tit the least bit The best of the west tit, Or is it the faulty perspective?"