Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday June 25, 2020

There once was a young girl from Natches Who chanced to be born...
There once was a young girl from Natches Who chanced to be born with two snatches She often said, "Shit! I'd give either tit For a guy with equipment that matches."

When you and I are far apart Can sorrow break your tender...
When you and I are far apart Can sorrow break your tender heart? I love you darling, yes I do; Sleep is so sweet when I dream of you; All you are is a blossoming rose. Night is here so I must close. With care read the first word of each line. You will...