According to the Rand McNally Places-Rated Almanac, the best... According to the Rand McNally Places-Rated Almanac, the best place to live in
America is the city of Pittsburgh. The city of New York came in twenty-fifth.
Here in New York we really don't care too much. Because we know that we could
beat up their city...
There once was a lawyer named Rex
With minuscule organs... There once was a lawyer named Rex
With minuscule organs of sex.
Arraigned for exposure,
He maintained with composure,
"De minimis non curat lex."
[Trans: the law does not concern itself with small things. Ed.]