Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Sunday June 28, 2020

A certain young sheik of Algiers Said to his harem, "My...
A certain young sheik of Algiers Said to his harem, "My dears, Though you may think it odd of me, I'm tired of just sodomy Let's try straight fucking." (loud cheers!)

In the Garden of Eden lay Adam, Complacently stroking...
In the Garden of Eden lay Adam, Complacently stroking his madam, And loud was his mirth For on all of the earth There were only two balls -- and he had 'em.

"Paul Lynde to block..." -- a contestant...
"Paul Lynde to block..." -- a contestant on "Hollywood Squares"

Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd. -...
Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd. - Voltaire

And then there was the lawyer that stepped in cow manure...
And then there was the lawyer that stepped in cow manure and thought he was melting...

The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Gives us ham and pork...
The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Gives us ham and pork and Bacon. Let others think his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig. -- Ogden Nash

The one L lama, he's a priest The two L llama, he's a beast...
The one L lama, he's a priest The two L llama, he's a beast And I will bet my silk pyjama There isn't any three L lllama. -- O. Nash, to which a fire chief replied that occasionally his department responded to something...