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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Friday July 10, 2020


A sailor who slept in the sun, Woke to find his fly buttons...
A sailor who slept in the sun, Woke to find his fly buttons undone, He remarked with a smile, "Good grief, a sun-dial! And now it's a quarter-past one."

Q: What is purple and concord the world? A: Alexander...
Q: What is purple and concord the world? A: Alexander the Grape.

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