Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday July 27, 2020

There once was a young man from Boston Who drove around town...
There once was a young man from Boston Who drove around town in an Austin, There was room for his ass, And a gallon of gas, So he hung out his balls and he lost 'em.

There was a young man, name of Fred, Who spent every Thursday...
There was a young man, name of Fred, Who spent every Thursday in bed; He lay with his feet Outside of the sheet, And the pillows on top of his head. -- Edward Gorey

How can you govern a nation which has 246 kinds of cheese? ...
How can you govern a nation which has 246 kinds of cheese? -- Charles de Gaulle