Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Sunday July 12, 2020

There once was a young man from Boston Who drove around town...
There once was a young man from Boston Who drove around town in an Austin, There was room for his ass, And a gallon of gas, So he hung out his balls and he lost 'em.

It is an important and popular fact that things are not always...
It is an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem. For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much -- the wheel, New York, wars and so on --...

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order...
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy. -- Groucho Marx