Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday August 4, 2020

Q: What do they call the alphabet in Arkansas? A:...
Q: What do they call the alphabet in Arkansas? A: The impossible dream.

Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope...
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring. Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails? A: To cover up the valve stem.

Q: What do you call a WASP who doesn't work for...
Q: What do you call a WASP who doesn't work for his father, isn't a lawyer, and believes in social causes? A: A failure.

Q: What do you call a blind, deaf-mute, quadraplegic...
Q: What do you call a blind, deaf-mute, quadraplegic Virginian? A: Trustworthy.