Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Wednesday August 5, 2020

There was a young girl from Hong Kong Who said, "You...
There was a young girl from Hong Kong Who said, "You are utterly wrong To say my vagina Is the largest in China Just because of your mean little dong."

There was a young man of Devizes Whose balls were of different...
There was a young man of Devizes Whose balls were of different sizes. His tool when at ease, Hung down to his knees, Oh, what must it be when it rises!

Oh give me your pity! I'm on a committee, ...
Oh give me your pity! I'm on a committee, We attend and amend Which means that from morning And contend and defend to night, Without a conclusion in sight. We confer and concur, We defer...