Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday August 6, 2020

The one L lama, he's a priest The two L llama, he's a beast...
The one L lama, he's a priest The two L llama, he's a beast And I will bet my silk pyjama There isn't any three L lllama. -- O. Nash, to which a fire chief replied that occasionally his department responded to something...

An ingenious young man in South Bend Made a synthetic ass for...
An ingenious young man in South Bend Made a synthetic ass for a friend, But the friend shortly found Its construction unsound, It was simply a bother -- no end.