Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Friday August 7, 2020

There was a young woman, quite handsome, Who got stuck in...
There was a young woman, quite handsome, Who got stuck in a sleeping room transom. When she offered much gold For release, she was told That the view was worth more than the ransom.

Growing old isn't bad when you consider the alternatives...
Growing old isn't bad when you consider the alternatives. -- Maurice Chevalier

Help! I'm trapped in a PDP 11/70!
Help! I'm trapped in a PDP 11/70!

There once was a lawyer named Rex With minuscule organs...
There once was a lawyer named Rex With minuscule organs of sex. Arraigned for exposure, He maintained with composure, "De minimis non curat lex." [Trans: the law does not concern itself with small things. Ed.]

There was a young girl in Berlin Who was fucked by an elderly...
There was a young girl in Berlin Who was fucked by an elderly Finn. Though he diddled his best, And fucked her with zest, She kept asking, "Hey, Pop, is it in?"

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U X e dUdX, e dX, cosine, secant, tangent, sine, 3.14159...

On the other hand, life can be an endless parade...
On the other hand, life can be an endless parade of TRANSSEXUAL QUILTING BEES aboard a cruise ship to DISNEYWORLD if only we let it!!