Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Saturday December 25, 2021

In the garden of Eden lay Adam, Complacently stroking...
In the garden of Eden lay Adam, Complacently stroking his madam And loud was his mirth For on all of the earth There were only two balls and he had'em.

I was eatin' some chop suey, With a lady in St. Louie, When...
I was eatin' some chop suey, With a lady in St. Louie, When there sudden comes a knockin' at the door. And that knocker, he says, "Honey, Roll this rocker out some money, Or your daddy shoots a baddie to the floor." -- Mr. Miggle