Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday December 30, 2021

An old gentleman's crotchets and quibblings Were a terrible...
An old gentleman's crotchets and quibblings Were a terrible trial to his siblings, But he was not removed Till one day it was proved That the bell-ropes were damp with his dribblings. -- Edward Gorey

There once was a young man named Clyde Who fell in an outhouse,...
There once was a young man named Clyde Who fell in an outhouse, and died. He had a twin brother Who fell in another And now they're interred side by side.

While Titian was mixing rose madder, His model reclined on...
While Titian was mixing rose madder, His model reclined on a ladder. Her position to Titian Suggested coition, So he leapt up the ladder and had 'er.

What makes you think graduate school is supposed to...
What makes you think graduate school is supposed to be satisfying? -- Erica Jong, "Fear of Flying"

Windows - what do you want to crash today?
Windows - what do you want to crash today?