Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday May 20, 2021

ARCHDUKE FERDINAND FOUND ALIVE -- FIRST WORLD WAR A MISTAKE
ARCHDUKE FERDINAND FOUND ALIVE -- FIRST WORLD WAR A MISTAKE

A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon. Buy the negatives...
A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon. Buy the negatives at any price.

Proposed Country & Western Song Titles I Can't Get Over...
Proposed Country & Western Song Titles I Can't Get Over You, So I Get Up and Go Around to the Other Side If You Won't Leave Me Alone, I'll Find Someone Who Will I Knew That You'd Committed a Sin When You Came Home Late With Your Socks...

Proposed Country & Western Song Titles I Don't Mind If...
Proposed Country & Western Song Titles I Don't Mind If You Lie to Me, As Long As I Ain't Lyin' Alone I Wouldn't Take You to a Dog Fight Even If I Thought You Could Win If You Leave Me, Walk Out Backwards So I'll Think You're Comin' In Since...