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ARCHDUKE FERDINAND FOUND ALIVE --
FIRST WORLD WAR A MISTAKE
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Are you a turtle?
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"Arguments with furniture are rarely productive."
-- Kehlog Albran, "The Profit"
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ARIES (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You
are quick tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are
not very nice.
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Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your
shoes.
-- Mickey Mouse
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Armadillo:
To provide weapons to a Spanish pickle
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Arnold's Laws of Documentation:
(1) If it should exist, it doesn't.
(2) If it does exist, it's out of date.
(3) Only documentation for useless programs transcends the
first two laws.
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Around computers it is difficult to find the correct unit of time to
measure progress. Some cathedrals took a century to complete. Can you
imagine the grandeur and scope of a program that would take as long?
-- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982
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Art is anything you can get away with.
-- Marshall McLuhan.
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Art is either plagiarism or revolution.
-- Paul Gauguin
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