Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday May 3, 2021

There are a lot of lies going around.... and half of them...
There are a lot of lies going around.... and half of them are true. -- Winston Churchill

An old maid who had a pet ape Lived in fear of perpetual rape...
An old maid who had a pet ape Lived in fear of perpetual rape. His red, hairy phallus So filled her with malice That she sealed up her snatch with Scotch tape.

There was a young man from New Haven Who had an affair with...
There was a young man from New Haven Who had an affair with a raven. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "Nevermore!"