Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Sunday April 10, 2022

There once was a horse named Lily Whose dingus was really...
There once was a horse named Lily Whose dingus was really a dilly. It was vaginoid duply, And labial quadruply -- In fact, he was really a filly.

There once was a kiddie named Carr Caught a man on top of...
There once was a kiddie named Carr Caught a man on top of his mar. As he saw him stick 'er, He said with a snicker, "You do it much faster than par."