Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday April 28, 2022

There was a young lady in Reno, Who lost all her dough playing...
There was a young lady in Reno, Who lost all her dough playing Keno. But she lay on her back, And opened her crack, So now she owns the Casino!

17th Rule of Friendship: A friend will refrain from...
17th Rule of Friendship: A friend will refrain from telling you he picked up the same amount of life insurance coverage you did for half the price when yours is noncancellable. -- Esquire, May 1977

My godda bless, never I see sucha people. --...
My godda bless, never I see sucha people. -- Signor Piozzi, quoted by Cecilia Thrale