Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday April 4, 2022

A dentist, young doctor Malone, Got a charming girl patient...
A dentist, young doctor Malone, Got a charming girl patient alone, And, in his depravity, Filled the wrong cavity. God, how his practice has grown.

There was a young lady called Ciss Who went to the river...
There was a young lady called Ciss Who went to the river to piss. A young man in a punt Put his hand on her cunt; No wonder she thought it was bliss.

There was a young man from Biloxi Whose bowels responded...
There was a young man from Biloxi Whose bowels responded to Moxie. Drinking glass after glass, He would tune up his ass, Till he played like the band at the Roxy.