Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Friday April 8, 2022

A plumber whose name was John Brink Plumbed the cook as...
A plumber whose name was John Brink Plumbed the cook as she bent o'er the sink. Her resistance was stout, And John Brink petered out, With his pipe-wrench all limber and pink.

As for weirdness, the guy who's the tops Is a kinky old butcher...
As for weirdness, the guy who's the tops Is a kinky old butcher named Pops. Since he thinks it's effete To be beating his meat, What he's into is licking his chops.

There was a young lady of Twickenham Who thought men had...
There was a young lady of Twickenham Who thought men had not enough prick in 'em. On her knees every day To God she would pray To lengthen and strengthen and thicken 'em.