Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday April 21, 2022

There was a young man of Devizes Whose balls were of different...
There was a young man of Devizes Whose balls were of different sizes. His tool when at ease, Hung down to his knees, Oh, what must it be when it rises!

What causes the mysterious death of everyone?
What causes the mysterious death of everyone?

To code the impossible code, This is my quest --...
To code the impossible code, This is my quest -- To bring up a virgin machine, To debug that code, To pop out of endless recursion, No matter how hopeless, To grok what appears on the screen, No matter the load, ...