Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Sunday April 17, 2022

There once was a clergyman's daughter Who detested the pony...
There once was a clergyman's daughter Who detested the pony he bought her, Till she found that its dong Was as hard and as long As the prayers her father had taught her. She married a fellow named Tony Who soon found her fucking...

'Tis the dream of each programmer, Before his life is done,...
'Tis the dream of each programmer, Before his life is done, To write three lines of APL, And make the damn things run.