Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Friday April 29, 2022

FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: \#31 A: ...
FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: \#31 A: Chicken Teriyaki. Q: What is the name of the world's oldest kamikaze pilot?

An envious girl named McMeanus Was jealous of her lover's...
An envious girl named McMeanus Was jealous of her lover's big penis. It was small consolation That the rest of the nation Of women were with her in weeness.

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it."

There was a young man from Boston Who rode around in...
There was a young man from Boston Who rode around in an Austin. There was room for his ass And a gallon of gas, But his balls hung out and he lost 'em.

While Titian was mixing rose madder, His model reclined on...
While Titian was mixing rose madder, His model reclined on a ladder. Her position to Titian Suggested coition, So he leapt up the ladder and had 'er.