Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Saturday April 9, 2022

To his clubfooted child said Lord Stipple, As he poured...
To his clubfooted child said Lord Stipple, As he poured his post-prandial tipple, "Your mother's behaviour Gave pain to Our Saviour, And that's why He made you a cripple." -- Edward Gorey

Two eager young men from Cawnpore Once buggared and fucked...
Two eager young men from Cawnpore Once buggared and fucked the same whore. But her partition split And the blood and the shit Rolled out in a mess on the floor.