Humor: Saturday April 9, 2022 - Worst of Fortunes Motd - Message of the Day
Humor, Quotes, Proverbs, Aphorisms...
Daily Fortunes Feed Subscribe - Daily Fortunes - motd.ambians.com
Daily fortunes for your site
May 9, 2024
Motd Home     Daily Fortunes     Best of Fortunes     Worst of Fortunes

Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Saturday April 9, 2022


To his clubfooted child said Lord Stipple, As he poured...
To his clubfooted child said Lord Stipple, As he poured his post-prandial tipple, "Your mother's behaviour Gave pain to Our Saviour, And that's why He made you a cripple." -- Edward Gorey

Two eager young men from Cawnpore Once buggared and fucked...
Two eager young men from Cawnpore Once buggared and fucked the same whore. But her partition split And the blood and the shit Rolled out in a mess on the floor.

Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Saturday April 9, 2022
JanFebMarAprMayJunJulAugSepOctNovDec
123456789101112131415161718192021222324252627282930
All Time Worst  |  Year's Worst  |  Month's Worst  |  Today's Worst
Best of Fortunes Worst of Fortunes
20242023202220212020
20192018201720162015
20142013201220112008
200720062005  
20242023202220212020
20192018201720162015
20142013201220112008
200720062005  
Search [help]

About  |  Contact Us  |  Terms of Use  |  Privacy & Disclosure
FreeBsd Quotes  |  Linux Quotes