Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday February 12, 2024

A lady stockholder quite hetera Decided her fortune...
A lady stockholder quite hetera Decided her fortune to bettera: On the floor, quite unclad, She successively had Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner, et cetera...

An inquisitive virgin named Dora Asked the man who started...
An inquisitive virgin named Dora Asked the man who started to bore 'er : "Do you mean birds and bees Go through antics like these, To suppy us our fauna and flora?"

I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept...
I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture that came with the wallet he bought. -- Rodney Dangerfield