Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Wednesday February 14, 2024

A pretty young lady named Vogel Once sat herself down on...
A pretty young lady named Vogel Once sat herself down on a molehill. A curious mole Nosed into her hole- Ms. Vogel's ok, but the mole's ill.

An inquisitive virgin named Dora Asked the man who started...
An inquisitive virgin named Dora Asked the man who started to bore 'er : "Do you mean birds and bees Go through antics like these, To suppy us our fauna and flora?"

There was a young man of Australia Who went on a wild...
There was a young man of Australia Who went on a wild bacchanalia. He buggered a frog, Two mice and a dog, And a bishop in fullest regalia.