Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Wednesday July 17, 2024

There was a fat lady of China Who'd a really enormous vagina, ...
There was a fat lady of China Who'd a really enormous vagina, And when she was dead They painted it red, And used it for docking a liner.

There was a young girl from East Lynn Whose mother ( to save...
There was a young girl from East Lynn Whose mother ( to save her from sin ) Had filled up her crack With hard-setting shellac, But the boys picked it out with a pin.