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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday July 1, 2024


A scandal involving an oyster Sent the Countess of Clews to...
A scandal involving an oyster Sent the Countess of Clews to a cloister She preferred it, in bed, To the count (so she said) 'Cause it's longer and stronger and moister.

A young lad named Lester McGraw Caught a stranger on top of...
A young lad named Lester McGraw Caught a stranger on top of his Maw. As he watched him stick her He said, with a snicker, "You do it much faster than Paw."

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