Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday July 22, 2024

A nervous young fellow named Fred Took a charming young widow...
A nervous young fellow named Fred Took a charming young widow to bed. When he'd diddled a while She remarked with a smile, "You've got it all in but the head."

There once was a couple named Kelley, Who lived their life...
There once was a couple named Kelley, Who lived their life belly to belly. Because in their haste They used library paste, Instead of petroleum jelly.

Troubled day for virgins over 16 who are beautiful and wealthy...
Troubled day for virgins over 16 who are beautiful and wealthy and live in eucalyptus trees.