Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday October 10, 2007

Loneliness is a terrible price to pay for independence.
Loneliness is a terrible price to pay for independence.

You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd.
You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd.

Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't...
Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know. -- Daniel J. Boorstin

`When you say "I wrote a program that crashed...
`When you say "I wrote a program that crashed Windows", people just stare at you blankly and say "Hey, I got those with the system, *for free*".' (By Linus Torvalds)

Every country has the government it deserves...
Every country has the government it deserves. -- Joseph De Maistre

I never saw a purple cow I never hope to see one But I can tell...
I never saw a purple cow I never hope to see one But I can tell you anyhow I'd rather see than be one. -- Gellett Burgess I've never seen a purple cow I never hope to see one But from the milk we're getting now There certainly must...

Oh, yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin'...
Oh, yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin' is gone. -- John Cougar, "Jack and Diane"

Nothing makes a person more productive than the last minute.
Nothing makes a person more productive than the last minute.