Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday October 16, 2007

Proposed Additions to the PDP-11 Instruction Set: PI ...
Proposed Additions to the PDP-11 Instruction Set: PI Punch Invalid POPI Punch Operator Immediately PVLC Punch Variable Length Card RASC Read And Shred Card RPM Read Programmers Mind RSSC reduce speed, step carefully (for improved...

Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!

If you've got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will...
If you've got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.

McGowan's Madison Avenue Axiom: If an item...
McGowan's Madison Avenue Axiom: If an item is advertised as "under $50", you can bet it's not $19.95.

Math is like love -- a simple idea but it can get complicated...
Math is like love -- a simple idea but it can get complicated. -- R. Drabek