Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday October 23, 2007

Nothing succeeds like success. -- Alexandre...
Nothing succeeds like success. -- Alexandre Dumas

"What if" is a trademark of Hewlett Packard, so stop...
"What if" is a trademark of Hewlett Packard, so stop using it in your sentences without permission, or risk being sued.

Delores breezed along the surface of her life like a flat stone...
Delores breezed along the surface of her life like a flat stone forever skipping along smooth water, rippling reality sporadically but oblivious to it consistently, until she finally lost momentum, sank, and due to an overdose of flouride as a child...

Some people need a good imaginary cure for their painful...
Some people need a good imaginary cure for their painful imaginary ailment.

Oh, yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin'...
Oh, yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin' is gone. -- John Cougar, "Jack and Diane"

Old Mother Hubbard lived in a shoe, She had so many...
Old Mother Hubbard lived in a shoe, She had so many children, She didn't know what to do. So she moved to Atlanta.

to be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best...
to be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best night and day to make you like everybody else means to fight the hardest battle any human being can fight and never stop fighting. -- e.e. cummings