Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday October 12, 2007

In the Garden of Eden lay Adam, Complacently stroking...
In the Garden of Eden lay Adam, Complacently stroking his madam, And loud was his mirth For on all of the earth There were only two balls -- and he had 'em.

Love is staying up all night with a sick child, or a healthy...
Love is staying up all night with a sick child, or a healthy adult.

FORTUNE'S GUIDE TO DEALING WITH REAL-LIFE SCIENCE FICTION:...
FORTUNE'S GUIDE TO DEALING WITH REAL-LIFE SCIENCE FICTION: #6 What to do... if a starship, equipped with an FTL hyperdrive lands in your backyard? First of all, do not run after your camera. You will not have any film, and, given...

I'm pretending I'm pulling in a TROUT! Am I doing...
I'm pretending I'm pulling in a TROUT! Am I doing it correctly??