Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday October 26, 2007

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.

I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.

There was a young lady of Natchez Who chanced to be born with...
There was a young lady of Natchez Who chanced to be born with two snatches, And she often said, "Shit! Why, I'd give either tit For a man with equipment that matches." There was a young fellow named Locke Who was born with...

There was a young man of Madras Whose balls were constructed...
There was a young man of Madras Whose balls were constructed of brass. When jangled together They played "Stormy Weather", And lightning shot out of his ass.

There was a young man of Seattle Who bested a bull in...
There was a young man of Seattle Who bested a bull in a battle. With fire and gumption He assumed the bull's function, And deflowered a whole herd of cattle.

"And it's my opinion, and that's only my opinion, you...
"And it's my opinion, and that's only my opinion, you are a lunatic. Just because there are a few hunderd other people sharing your lunacy with you does not make you any saner. Doomed, eh?" -- Oleg Kiselev,oleg@CS.UCLA.EDU