Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday October 4, 2007

If dolphins are so smart, why did Flipper work for television?
If dolphins are so smart, why did Flipper work for television?

Never have children, only grandchildren. --...
Never have children, only grandchildren. -- Gore Vidal

We don't know who it was that discovered water, but we're...
We don't know who it was that discovered water, but we're pretty sure that it wasn't a fish. -- Marshall McLuhan

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned...
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today. -- Will Rogers

The man who raises a fist has run out of ideas...
The man who raises a fist has run out of ideas. -- H.G. Wells, "Time After Time"