Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday October 30, 2007

Hoffer's Discovery: The grand act of a dying...
Hoffer's Discovery: The grand act of a dying institution is to issue a newly revised, enlarged edition of the policies and procedures manual.

A man's gotta know his limitations. -- Clint...
A man's gotta know his limitations. -- Clint Eastwood, "Dirty Harry"

Sweet sixteen is beautiful Bess, And her voice is changing --...
Sweet sixteen is beautiful Bess, And her voice is changing -- from "No" to "Yes".

System/3! System/3! See how it runs! See how it runs! ...
System/3! System/3! See how it runs! See how it runs! Its monitor loses so totally! It runs all its programs in RPG! It's made by our favorite monopoly! System/3!

T: One big monster, he called TROLL. He don't...
T: One big monster, he called TROLL. He don't rock, and he don't roll; Drink no wine, and smoke no stogies. He just Love To Eat Them Roguies. -- The Roguelet's ABC