Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday October 7, 2007

At Vassar, sex isn't injurious, Though of love we are never...
At Vassar, sex isn't injurious, Though of love we are never penurious. Thanks to vulcanized aids, Though we may die old maids, At least we shall never die curious.

There was an old lady who lay With her legs wide apart in...
There was an old lady who lay With her legs wide apart in the hay, Then, calling the ploughman, She said, "Do it now, man! Don't wait till your hair has turned gray."

Maslow's Maxim: If the only tool you have is a hammer,...
Maslow's Maxim: If the only tool you have is a hammer, you treat everything like a nail.

Give me chastity and continence, but not just now...
Give me chastity and continence, but not just now. -- St. Augustine

The reader this message encounters not failing to understand...
The reader this message encounters not failing to understand is cursed.

Youth is not a time of life, it is a state of mind; it is...
Youth is not a time of life, it is a state of mind; it is a temper of the will, a quality of the imagination, a vigor of the emotions, a predominance of courage over timidity, of the appetite for adventure over love of ease. Nobody grows old...

Tell me why the stars do shine, Tell me why the...
Tell me why the stars do shine, Tell me why the ivy twines, Tell me why the sky's so blue, And I will tell you just why I love you. Nuclear fusion makes stars to shine, Phototropism makes ivy twine, Rayleigh scattering makes...

Facts are the enemy of truth. -- Don Quixote
Facts are the enemy of truth. -- Don Quixote