Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday October 6, 2007

"The Computer made me do it."
"The Computer made me do it."

The confusion of a staff member is measured by the length...
The confusion of a staff member is measured by the length of his memos. -- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981

Don't look back, the lemmings might be gaining on you.
Don't look back, the lemmings might be gaining on you.

Minnie Mouse is a slow maze learner.
Minnie Mouse is a slow maze learner.

Use an accordion. Go to jail. -- KFOG,...
Use an accordion. Go to jail. -- KFOG, San Francisco

Use what talents you possess: the woods would be very silent...
Use what talents you possess: the woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best. -- Henry Van Dyke

Captain Penny's Law: You can fool all of the people...
Captain Penny's Law: You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you Can't Fool Mom.

Eagleson's Law: Any code of your own that you haven't...
Eagleson's Law: Any code of your own that you haven't looked at for six or more months, might as well have been written by someone else. (Eagleson is an optimist, the real number is more like three weeks.)

There is a fly on your nose.
There is a fly on your nose.