Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday October 2, 2007

The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of...
The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.

The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away...
The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I will walk carefully. -- Russian Proverb

Art is a lie which makes us realize the truth...
Art is a lie which makes us realize the truth. -- Picasso

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who kept all his cash in...
There once was a man from Nantucket Who kept all his cash in a bucket. His daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man, And as for the bucket, Nantucket. The pair of them went to Manhasset, (Nan and the man with the asset.)...

A manager went to his programmers and told them: "As...
A manager went to his programmers and told them: "As regards to your work hours: you are going to have to come in at nine in the morning and leave at five in the afternoon." At this, all of them became angry and several resigned on the spot...

A novice asked the Master: "Here is a programmer that...
A novice asked the Master: "Here is a programmer that never designs, documents, or tests his programs. Yet all who know him consider him one of the best programmers in the world. Why is this?" The Master replies: "That programmer...

First Rule of History: History doesn't repeat itself --...
First Rule of History: History doesn't repeat itself -- historians merely repeat each other.

=============== ALL FRESHMEN PLEASE NOTE ===============...
=============== ALL FRESHMEN PLEASE NOTE =============== To minimize scheduling confusion, please realize that if you are taking one course which is offered at only one time on a given day, and another which is offered at all times on that day,...

If in any problem you find yourself doing an immense amount...
If in any problem you find yourself doing an immense amount of work, the answer can be obtained by simple inspection.

Happiness isn't having what you want, it's wanting what...
Happiness isn't having what you want, it's wanting what you have.