Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday October 24, 2007

Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from...
Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement. -- Jim Horning

Planet Claire has pink hair. All the trees are red. No one ever...
Planet Claire has pink hair. All the trees are red. No one ever dies there. No one has a head....

By the time you swear you're his, shivering and sighing and...
By the time you swear you're his, shivering and sighing and he vows his passion is infinite, undying -- Lady, make a note of this: One of you is lying. -- Dorothy Parker, "Unfortunate Coincidence"

Calm down, it's only ones and zeroes, Calm down, it's only bits...
Calm down, it's only ones and zeroes, Calm down, it's only bits and bytes, Calm down, and speak to me in English, Please realize that I'm not one of your computerites.